Not sure which is grosser — her status or his comment…
Whenever my boyfriend goes poopie, he’s right there. See, I am his personal toilet. Mmmm…. I love being a toilet!
For Christ sake!
I don’t think it’s gross at all. It’s nice to know that no matter where he goes and how far away he is, she really does miss him. I wish I had someone to feel that way about me.
I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
just turn that into a complete nightmare for her, she won’t cling…or walk.