Don’t go onto a humour site, and click on a series of gifs titled ‘animals who hate kids’ and cry about what you see you boring fucks. No one made you come onto this site.
And Patty, I pity any kids you have because you come across an extremely winy, boring fucker with nothing better to do than go onto 9gag and moan about a cat jumping on a babies face. There are MUCH worse videos on the internet to complain about. Go find a new hobby or something.
patty fucked me off
is :@ feeling annoyed
Patty Gross: GTFO you crazy lurking bitch. This is a humor site, and taking anything on a humor site seriously makes you look like a fool.
Made me LOL.
Video 1: I’ve had this happen to me. Dogs get excited running around in the yard, and they, like many of us, misjudge where they’re going and barrel into people. I -fell- on my dog. Luckily, being an English mastiff, she didn’t even flinch.
Video 2: One of my favorites. Kid had it coming. I especially like the second the cat takes to hiss like “You did NOT just hit me!” I think this might even be a mattress on the floor , so the kid didn’t have a far fall. Sometimes, this is what it takes for kids to learn.
Video 3: That is a dog in ‘play’ mode if I’ve ever seen one. Keep in mind, this kid looks older, so I’m sure they can handle a couple tumbles. Freaking out about this one is a little much. Yeah, the dog’s excited, but there’s a good chance the kid is trying to run with the dog. Not sure, but I’ve done it myself. :)
Video 4: Love how the adults just watch the kid try to throw the cat in the pool here. Again, this is what we call a learning experience. There’s someone just standing nearby, so I’m sure the kid was out of the pool pretty quick. Another question I can’t help but wonder from this video: Why isn’t the kid wearing a flotation device while playing near a pool? At least he was supervised though. Still. Risky choice on the parents part.
Video 5: I think the cat is playing. My cat will randomly pounce me when I’m walking around and then take off. I think this one is doing the same. The cat doesn’t know better, and I’m sure they baby is fine. Who knows, maybe the kid will have a hard time being caught off guard do to the cat’s “training”. :) Still, hard to fault an animal for wanting to play with a kid.
Video 6: This is a kid who is trying to play with the cats. Not the smartest choice to stand in front of the fireplace grate though. Those of you who think it’s staged have clearly never had a cat. Mine has leaped halfway up the wall from just sitting trying to get at a bug. They’re springy animals. It gets a giggle out of me without fail. mostly because the cat in the foreground is a decoy.
Video 7: Little dogs have a LOT of energy…This one decides to use some of it to pounce the kid who happens to be about his size. Ever seen dogs play together? This is pretty much how it goes. The thing is, they don’t understand that just because something is the same size means they can play the same way as with other dogs. Clearly a little training would be helpful, but still, no harm done.
Video 8: Cat on the prowl. Another case of an animal wanting to play. The cat doesn’t look too heavy, so I don’t imagine it did too much harm. She might have cried more out of shock than anything, but really, to me, its just an adorable, funny video.
Video 9: This one always makes me giggle. The kid is off in his own world, and to be fair, the dogs DID avoid running into him…it just so happens they were a little too short or the kid was a little too tall. He just falls over backwards, almost in a stunned fashion. It’s too funny. A short fall with very little velocity isn’t going to hurt a kid, especially when they’re at the age where they might fall back on their own anyway.
Final thoughts: All these kids were being supervised. Maybe the parents didn’t see it coming any faster than the kids did. Most parents also aren’t going to post videos where their kids were severely hurt. This is just daily life with small kids and pets. Sometimes things happen. I also think a lot of times, the only way kids are going to learn the right way to act is to have incidents happen. They’re also a lot more resilient than people give them credit for. Small falls aren’t going to hurt them…and they’re pretty flexible. They’re people, not porcelain, so lighten up and have a laugh. :)
about half of them are well deserved. 2nd, 4th, and 6th kids had it coming to them, first and last were accidents on the pets part, and the others were just unexpected collisions.
I don’t think any of these are funny except for the last one. The kid falling in the pool made my heart jump, and the huskies plowing that kid was horrible……
I hate these. Children never “have it coming”…..what a horrible statement to make about an innocent little child or baby!!!
So you think it’s acceptable to let your child bash a cat in the head? The natural instinct for the cat is to attack. It’s not like the animals KNOW that what they’re doing is what you consider to be wrong. Maybe if some parents disciplined their children as they should, these innocent little ANIMALS wouldn’t have been abused.
I have a grim secret. I FUCKING HAAAATE CATS! See how its mostly cats being douches?
the first one was kinda horrible. I mean did the kid even survive it? the dogs sent him head over heels! that can break a grown mans neck! much less a little child.
Actually a kid has better survival chances because they’re more flexible. I’m sure all these kids are fine. I doubt their parents would’ve posted the videos otherwise :)
Ahmed, you are one of the few people on here who has even half a brain!! You are exactly right. These tiny children could have been badly injured. Very sad to see these clips posted on this site!
So if someone disagrees with you they don’t “have half a brain”? You have done a wonderful job of convincing me of your ignorance. Congratulations.
patty stop being a cunt
This is society for you, guys. Anyone who disagrees with anyone on anything is automatically stupid.
Some of these are rough to watch, some are funny but come on parents you could have prevented some of this. I got a 10month old and I watch and prevent my cat from doing anything stupid to my baby. I also teach that loving a domesticated Animal right and it will treat you right back. Animals will be animals and a lot of people end up in hospitals for their animals leaping in front of them. When we sleep at night my cat stays out of the room cause he may not know that leaping in front or on my baby might hurt her so I will never take that chance. Don’t go out of your way to hurt anything.
These are the parents who should never have a child!!!! Cats can badly hurt a small child or baby, and many of the children in these stupid clips could have (and may have been) injured while their parents were having a laugh over it. I love animals and always adopt dogs, but children are supposed to be protected by their parents from harm. Babies and children are innocent!!
Do you really think that cats are more likely to harm a baby than a dog? From working in hospitals I can tell you this is dead wrong to say ” Cats can badly hurt a small child or baby” and then say you always adopt dogs like they pose a smaller risk. I can tell you how many kids I have seen with injuries from both and the worst cat injury was a small scratch that barely broke the skin but I have seen dog bites that took off part of the child’s face! Not to mention the two children I didn’t treat from dog injuries because they took those kids straight to the morgue! And even in those cases the dogs were horribly injured from what the kid had been doing to it (torturing it for hours, pulling its nails out, hitting it with a hammer, so when the dog got in a lucky bite to the throat he was still just defending his own life from a child whose intent was to kill him.
I think #6 was staged. The cat looks like it was tossed onto the boy waving the toy. The angle that cat enters the frame is way too high especially from the area in front of the fireplace.
2nd and 4th little brats got what they deserved.
yeah, why would you even let your kid throw an animal in a pool much less a cat. can cats even swim?
They can but they rather not have to.
These clips are a disgrace!! As much as I love animals, and have a great dog, they should NEVER be allowed to harm a baby. What on earth are these sorry excuses for parents doing anyway??? You know it is staged, because they have the camera rolling and ready. These babies in several clips could have been badly hurt. And you up there at the top, big guy, babies and little children are not brats, not ever….they are innocent, but they sometimes have the misfortune of being born to parents who are clueless about raising a child…….or are just plain mean and cruel.
Patty Gross No, they are brats being allowed to abuse or injure animals that feel they have no recourse but to defend themselves. Yes, their parents are useless wastes of flesh, but they should NEVER be allowed to HURT an animal, and they will quickly learn to stop doing it when the animal defends itself.
If these children are unfortunate enough to have parents who allow or encourage their children to strike an animal like that sickening second gif then these kids will have to learn from a source other than their parents not to treat animals this way. In this case he learned his lesson from the cat himself and as long as he learns not to hit animals then something good has come of it. You are going on and on bout how children are innocent but how can you completely write off the innocence of that cat? Children must grow and learn not to behave like cruel awful people. Pets and other animals stay innocent beings who trust their owners with their lives and should be able to trust us as humans not to abuse them like that second child did (who is old enough to know right from wrong btw). How can you say the animal “should NEVER be allowed to harm a child”? Are they not supposed to be “allowed” to defend their lives from Junior Son of a Bitch there?
ok you people must be dumb to think they are staged maybe JUST maybe they where filming like any other parent does and these things just happened! no you shouldnt hit animals but they are to young to understand what they are doing sometimes but they need to learn and so do the animals. so get off your fucking high horse and laugh and you cant laugh shut the hell up and let leave us alone. no cares if your offended
Rergardless of the negative comments toward Patty Gross, I have to say I agree with her for the most part… if children this young are abusing animals it’s only because their parents are not doing their job of parenting, and a few of these did look staged, though I don’t believe they were all staged. I also agree that I didn’t find any humour in these clips of young children, even babies being attacked (intentionally and accidently) by pets. These children could have been seriously injured or tramatized by these incidents, how is this funny? Some things are fun to laugh about, I just don’t see these as funny. And my horse is not high at all, I just happen to love children AND animals and don’t like to see either of them hurt…
In the one with the cat attacking the little boy, the parents are ENCOURAGING the child to hit the cat because he was mad at it.
I cannot even believe that people find this stuff humorous… it makes my heart jump just to watch these poor children be mauled by ‘household pets’. Every last one of those animals deserves a kick across the room to learn how to interact with a child in the house. Either that or the parents should find a suitable home for their rambunctious pets if they choose to have babies in their home. Either way some of these border on neglect.
“Mauled” Barely. Accidents happen and none of those kids were hurt, that badly at least. Their parents didn’t know those things were going to happen. So what their animals playing knocked their kid down, it wasn’t doing harm. No neglect here. It’s funny.
I think you are being a little absurd. Things happen and in some cases these kids were being mean to the animal. Thats ok with you? It goes both ways parents have to teach kids how to treat animals as well. A kick across the room maybe thats what you need. Either way learn to have a sense of humor.
Mauled? lol Jesus… I hope you don’t have any kids. If you ever do, please don’t wrap them in bubble wrap.
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If you think kicking a pet at all, let alone across the room, is going to teach it how to interact with a child that hits it or going to throw in the pool is the very definition of abuse. You should have neither children nor pet as they would be at risk from your “teaching”.
Danielle Harris I’d kill any animal in heart beat that would leap at my infant’s face. The teaching of an infant is process that can only move at the speed they mature. I would seek to teach the child to not strike the cat but it would be another cat. That one would be dead. It clearly demonstrated it can’t be trusted around a child.
some are accidental & some are just spastic animals, but regardless I don’t think anyone should be kicked across a room? lol, I may not have a kid but I do have animals and they are like kids to me so for me I would want them both to get along, like siblings. shit happens and yes if it’s constant then there’s a problem but hopefully the households learn to live together, aha.
Jeremy Mauldin You’re the one who should never have any children!! These babies and toddlers could have been seriously hurt by the animals. I’m a volunteer at an animal shelter and love animals, but you NEVER allow a pet to strike out at a little child!!!
None of those animals deserve to be kicked, and it’s abusive behavior from children in some of those clips that leads to the child getting knocked on its butt. No animal deserves to be hurt because useless parents let their kid mistreat it. Kid will learn not to hurt an animal when the animal defends itself.
Zev Goldman You’re an idiot that doesn’t deserve to have any animal in your household. If someone abused my pet and my pet scratched them in return, they damn well deserved it. My animals don’t hurt people because they are not abused, slapped, kicked, thrown into water, or whatever other ridiculous and stupid thing these kids are allowed to do. Anyone who hurts an animal and get hurt when it reacts got what they deserved.
kid on the small car is so funny. I cant stop laughing.
Thank God Daisy is in a more appropriate home! Videos DID give me a chuckle, though I’m glad Max is not included!
a couple of those cats would have been launched across the room if they knocked over my kid.
Your last name is quite fitting!
Apply cold water to BURN!
A couple of them kids should’ve got the same treatment. Yeah let’s let our child smash a cat in the head, that’s gonna be fun!
Bad parenting at its’ finest.
horrible comments from these people… BABIES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PETS PEOPLE! Obviously we should take care of our pets, but babies are still more important.
The person video taping should have been more aware that the kids could be about to do something wrong and stopped them in certain videos.
That’s quite the generalized opinion you have there. Not everyone shares that view and it matters if the pets/kids in question are yours or a strangers. Personally, I’d run over your kid to save my pets. :-p
Brynn, that’s a horrible thing to say. There are only two videos (out of 9) where realativley small children are “asking for it”. And in that situation it’s the parent’s responsability to either prevent the ordeal or discipline the child in question. But I would never place any of my pets in a higher position of importance than someone else’s child. That’s crazy. Just goes to show you what kind of world we live in.
Leilani, please stay away from pets/animals, you selfish woman!!!!
Maybe the title of this post should be People Who Hate Kids…?… just a thought.
Leilani, I’d never go out of my way to hurt a kid. But to me, it’s no different saying that I would protect my loved ones at the expense of a stranger. If that loved one happens to be an animal, so be it. I don’t think just because someone is human, they are automatically more important than any other life; especially when the animal is dear to me. That “humans first” mentality is why our planet is going to shit, speaking of the kind of world we live in.
Humans don’t come first because of people’s mentalities. They come first because of their ability to reason. I don’t care whose child it may be, If I see a child in danger, my NATURAL INSTINCT is to protect it, regardless of whose pet might be harmed. If someon’s dog is attacking a child, I won’t ask “well, did the kid provoke it” before I attempt to save that child. You may not ever understand this value that a persons life holds. If you believe in evolution, Natural selection has made mankind first. If you believe in God, Man is made in His like and image and has to “rule over” and “tend to” creation. Whichever you believe in, humans come first. Not caring about strangers is what’s wrong with the world today. If we all cared a little more for one another then we wouldn’t have to choose between kids and pets. Everyone would be respected and cared for. Plus, I just think it’s kind of ridiculous for you people to get all worked up over some home videos intended to be funny, where only TWO children “misbehave” with their pets. And those cats seemed to handle the situation on their own.
That logic is flawed on both sides to me.
1) Evolution Mankind is not “first” because of evolution. However much our intelligence gives us an edge, we are not above or excluded from the natural order of things We are not more or less evolved than anything else to survive in our environment. Yes, every species has a natural instinct to put themselves first; often to the detriment of all other lifeforms. However, no apex predator remains so indefinitely. That is the way of nature..eventually, something will come along that’s bigger and badder than us. That is, if we don’t kill ourselves off first (likely taking plenty of other species with us).
2) God Religion is never an answer to an argument IMHO. Firstly, I am not Christian. Secondly, the idea that any one species was given the authority to do whatever the hell they want and damn the consequences is not only stupid and arrogant, but contradicts #1.
Yes, people should care about one another and it would be wonderful if hard choices never had to be made. But just as you would defend a member of your family first, so would I. The species is irreverent.
I, also was not one of the ones saying that the kids were all asking for it. The ones who were, were also too young to know any better and should have been supervised and taught how to treat another living creature. Except for those two you mentioned, yes, I just found them funny.
I would think that it would be evident that the mere fact of you being an intelligent, reasoning human, with the ability to persuade/educate other human beings makes you more “valuable” than a dog or a cat, who could never acomplish this. Who would defend animals against other humans, if it weren’t for people like yourself? Understand that the purpose with which we live gives us importance in society and in the world. I personally don’t believe in evolution, but I understand it and can comprehend that Humans are in the position they are, not because they can climb a tree better than a monkey or swim faster than a shark, which is a ridiculous notion, but because humans can relate and react in an intelligent form, not just by instinct, but by reason. This may be due to evolution, or not. When something bigger and badder comes along (understanding badder as more intelligent) then our reasoning won’t save us. I doubt anything like this will happen, but there’s no disproving it, much like evolution or religion (which is as valid a theory and argument as any).
And by the species being irreverent, I suppose you meant irrelevent, but I found that quite funny.
Anywho, I don’t wish to disrespect you in any way, I’m infact saying that YOU, Brynn, are far more important than a domestic animal who’s purpose, whether that be unfortunate or in perfect natural order, is to acompany mankind and give us joy. That is why we in turn respect our pets, treat them when they are ill and protect them as loved ones.
Seeing as how we will never agree on this issue, let’s just agree to disagree and respect one another.
Fair enough. We have a difference of opinion. I have no intention of starting a fight; only to debate the point. I’m happy enough to end this with the “live and let live” mentality.
And I admit that the auto-correct of “irrelevant” was pretty funny. :-)
I rooted for the animals! (Should I feel guilty?)
Some of these kids deserve to get punched in the face… very funny, but also shows how bad parents can be… ha
they are all so cute … here is another naughty Kitten Massaging a sexy Lady :D http://www.zurmat.com/2012/02/02/cat-massaging-lady/ thats why i really love the cat animal
David, a child NEVER deserves to be punched in the face, NEVER…..and these are babies. I hope you never have a child. Or if you do, I hope people watch you very carefully!!!
holy shit lady shut the fuck up
Wow lady get off your high horse. Who are you to tell ANYBODY not to have a kid?!? How dare you. Why would you even look at a post entilted “Animals who hate kids”? What werey ou expecting to find!! You’re the worst.