oh man that’s funny…
You go girl!
Boy gets pushed by a girl. In the words of Glen Quagmire”your kid is getting beaten by a baby girl”.
Boy: Hey Missi want to do the horizontal houla at my place? Girl: Getta away from me right now sucka, before I give you more of a beatin’!
Boy: Come on bitch, stop playing hard to get! Girl: I got your hard to get right here you bastard!
He will be a handful when he grows up.
Excuse me mister.. Didn’t I tell you no PDA? Well here.. let me help you wipe that cookie of your face… ahaha
boy: this is what my daddy does to my mom. girl: and this is how my mommy replies.
That moment is ripe for a good 150 captions. I’d like to hear some of yours. Let it rip. Here’s a few of mine.
I think I’m going to have to use that Ti Kwon Do move on this chump! Boy you betta get out of my face with those nasty thoughts! Dammnit Jimmy, didn’t I tell you to change that diaper before coming onto me?