A few of these are pretty kick-ass… The rest not so much.
I had a boss at a restaurant I managed his name Was Brian Dedman. They sent his first nametag and it said Brain Dedman. It was very fitting and he had to wear it, company policy it took a month for a new one.
Sum Chew Gum.
WHAT WERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING?
many of these aren’t English names, you know. The names predate the dirty connotations of the words they sound like.
I knew a guy named Dick Rash.
One of my 1st jobs, working at a company, one of the executives was named Dick Ryder and that was ON his desk nameplate…he went by ‘Dick’. I think he embraced it, just to test people…see if they could keep a straight face, when meeting him, or something.
I once knew a guy named Dick Wack…no joke…his daughter Judy worked with me!,lol…
I was going to say Dick Trickle too.
HIS NAME IS DICK TRICKLE.
Dick Trickle, former NASCAR racer…