15 Worst Batmen Ever
December 24, 2011 at 4:12am | by Josh
The Dark Knight has really let himself go lately. Rather than striking fear into the hearts of villains, these candid portraits evoke mostly laughter and sympathy for our batty hero.
1) Batman has a drinking problem
2) He’s as good at shopping as stopping bad guys.
3) Batman can eat more than you.
4) A LOT more.
5) Sometimes, just for fun, he changes into pajamas and a diaper.
6) He likes trigger-happy crooks.
7) Sometimes he wants to die.
8) His belt can hold smokes and a cell phone.
9) His faithful sidekick is similar bodied.
10) He can be cute.
11) He can be… small and holding a banana?
12) Occasionally he has a rough night, just like everyone.
13) Hygiene is very important. No one wants Bat Breath!
14) Even without armor, he strikes fear into his foes.
15) Even the Batmobile isn’t what it use to be!
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