14 Reasons Why Santa May Miss Christmas
December 23, 2011 at 8:00am | by Hernando
1. He got himself arrested
2. It’s all over the news
3. He’s on the naughty list
4. He’s been drinking and driving
5. He’s busy being inappropriate
6. He’s staying out too late
7. He’s been drinking
8. He partied the whole weekend
9. He did not show up for work, and the elves are very upset
10. He let his reindeer get Blitzened
11. The police tried to reason with him, but..
12. He kept partying too much
13. I mean too much
14. But mainly… because he’s DEAD!
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